That BITES!

So, I went out to the garden first thing to beat the heat. I carefully put on bug spray for mosquitoes. Forgot to spray my lips. Got stung on lip. Lip pretty fat. Looks like I have a chunk 'o chaw in my mouth! ...AND, of course it's the kids' first day of swimming lessons and now I must go looking like a hillbilly mama with a mouthful of tobacco! Is it an actual FACT of life that nothing humiliating can happen unless you have an audience? But then, if there is no audience, it wouldn't really be that humiliating, now would it? Perhaps God is humbling me.